tonight, jay welcomes -- jenna fischer, dennis rodman, the music of black prairie and jay looks at "midseason replacements." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you. thank you. quick survey. quick survey. how many here are christians observing lent? [ cheering ] how many here are heathens observing spring break? [ cheers and applause ] hey, speaking of heathens, as you may have heard, lindsay lohan has once again avoided jail time and will instead go to rehab. >> rickey: oh, come on. >> jay: of course, the only trouble now, trying to find a a rehab facility she hasn't tunneled out of yet. [ laughter ] no, this time, she's not going back to promises rehab in malibu. not going back to promises. she's going to a new facility called vague assurances. [ laughter ] i'm not sure what that one is. kind of a new -- not quite as -- you know, at one point in the sentencing yesterday, lindsay lohan turned to her lawyer and said,